It took me 17 hours to wind this rope around this pillar And now you tell me I'm supposed to scratch it off again?
I'm just shocked finding a cat actually using the catbed, and not the five pieces of furniture around it, or the box it came in.
I don't always walk around the house naked, Oh wait, Yes I do.
I have to stand on my tail. It moves around more than I do.
THE WORLD'S TRAGEDIES WEIGH HEAVILY ON MY HEAD. WAIT. OTHER WAY AROUND.
sniff oh, not from around here, are ya?