How can I sit like this? How can YOU go out looking like that?
at leest u smellz bettur dan u lukz.
Not ONE of these cats could answer the riddle. They were totally stumped.
aifinkso ai noez a kitteh hoo cud solv it...
Well hello there. Remind me of your name again
First you must answer my riddles three, if you are right then you may pee.
az lawn az dey r nawt tom riddlolz...
Well that about settles that, now doesn't it?
Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.
STOP! why? um...hammer time?
it mite b moar convinsin if u had teh sillee pantz.