First you must answer my riddles three, if you are right then you may pee.
az lawn az dey r nawt tom riddlolz...
STOP! why? um...hammer time?
it mite b moar convinsin if u had teh sillee pantz.
did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? she had mittens hahahahahahahahahaha
I asked goggie where to HIDE an he sed ROOF
Note to self: during job interview "drawing blood from unsuspecting laps" is not a good "greatest strength" answer
What you calls a goggie with no legs? Duznt matter..he ain't gonna comes!
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