STOP! why? um...hammer time?

it mite b moar convinsin if u had teh sillee pantz.

did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? she had mittens hahahahahahahahahaha

I asked goggie where to HIDE an he sed ROOF

Note to self: during job interview "drawing blood from unsuspecting laps" is not a good "greatest strength" answer

What you calls a goggie with no legs? Duznt matter..he ain't gonna comes!

So I says to this purty thing, "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" And she says, "Stop."