I sincerely hope no one in this household was planning on cooking or, you know, having a bowl of cereal.
I would sleep on that expensive king-size bed, But there aren't any folded clothes or newspapers on top of it.
Oh, you wanted to use the computer? Excuse me while I sit on the keyboard.
3 AM... THE PERFECT HOUR TO HAVE A BARKING CONTEST WITH THE NEIGHBOR'S DOG