diz iz dekaf, rite? cuz ah intendz to katnapz all day
Alla dis floor are belong to me.
So sweet thing, where have you been all my life?
My name is Gulliver and I ate all the Lilliputians.
Okay, so all I need nao... ...iz sum uranium and a trigger
Nope. They're saved. They're all saved. ALL of them. That one too.
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