Sometimes... Your conscience appears in teh form of a Pygmy Goat.
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Liez!! Theres no scotch in here!
ai haz a hyooj disappointed ober dis!
Tonight, too many coloured drinks with umbrellas in them. Tomorrow, you'll be immortalised on Facebook.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Gimme another round Its been a rough day
Hmmm. Which goes best with daisies?
mai voat iz fer all ob dem!
BRUCE YOU ARE DRUNK
Dirty Martini? Certainly, sir.
sowndz pwetty fansee 2 meh!