Nope. Tooth still not ready. Close door and try again tomorrow
Who forgot to wind up the cat again? Dammit Harry!
Curses! Foiled again!
But, if I go out into da beeg werld, will I evur see yew again?
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HEETH KWIFF! HEETH KWIFF! SIGH YOU LET THE CAT WATCH WUTHERING HEIGHTS AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?
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