There's a reason why they're endangered.
If ai luk sad enufs, wuld you forgib wut ai did to the rug?
ok but u has 2 lukz real sad!
Did Basement Cat go back to the Basement? He scared to crap out of me. Sorry about the floor behind me.
dun be scurred, ceiling dog will sabe u!
GOOD THING YOU R HOME! SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE HALLWAY!
ai fink u need 2 pologize!
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
befor uz goez upstaerz ai kan splanez.
ai mait hab had a widdle aksident...
Noone told Fluffy that, unlike cats, Humans can't always land on their feet.
Ai was just rememberin a moobie ai saw once...
Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!