angry hoomin detected initiating irresistible innocent look...

wai doez u luk so suspishus, hoomin?

Too bad about the dog ... at lest I'm all right.

dis iz wai goggiez shud neber drive!

I had an accident. Dis is now a water moccasin.

Sorry, Mario, ur princess IS in this castle... ...But I eated her.

The Mythbusters were right. I shouldn't have tried that at home.

that wall came out of nowhere!

long story short your out of toilet paper