Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed!

Mmmmmmmmmmm. Burd.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

strangest god damn funeral i've ever been to

When you said, "drumsticks" I thought you were talkin' turkey!

Stawp complaynin n play us a sawng!

Purrveeuslee: "Catnap"

Get thee inside me, Turkey!

Nao nao don't worry, I'll save yo some.... I don't reely care for da neck anywayz.