HEY, I'M SCHRÖDINGER AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERE'S A SEALED BOX, THE CAT LIVES, MAYBE
Are you tired of Katy Perry's soulless, auto-tuned hits? Would you die happier if you never heard another Justin Bieber song on the radio? We understand. Today's popular music stopped holding our interest a long time ago. So it pleases us to announce that things have just gotten better. Introducing... THE ROCK CATS! IT'S A ROCK BAND! WITH CATS! CATS! IN A BAND! Music will never be the same again. Nor will cats. But mostly music. Because cats will kind of always be cats.
Lighters up, Cheezfrends!
HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT I JUST BIT YOU AND I HAVE RABIES