Made you wait for biscuits on your nose? We'll get him for cruel and unusual punishment
MY CLIENT SNIFFING YOUR CLIENT'S BUTT IN NO WAY CONSTITUTES SEXUAL HARASSMENT
So you mean to tell me, she's claiming child support, but you're neutered?
You were forced to wear a leash? Objection. Leading the witness.
Objection! Overruled! I've seen enough television programming to know that this dog should be held in contempt! HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Sustained!
Meet Lawyer Dog. He's a dog, he's a lawyer. He is all things to all men. And he looks quite dapper in that purple plaid tie, wouldn't you say? Lawyer dog needs your help on a case, though. You wouldn't say no to that face, would you? Help him out by adding a caption!