This widdle, white Weasel is perfectly camouflaged to blend in with the snow, except for his beautiful, black eyes and squeedorable, pink nose!
- Sally Squeeps
I can't quite figure out what these cute, fuzzy guys are... Weasels? Mongooses? Maybe you squeeps can help me out?
He's the gold medal champion in derp-jumping! Look at that spectacular form.
Whatever this little guys is, he sure is riveted by your fascinating tale!
Weasel is worried about your gaming addiction
Do you think he's singing and aria or a classic rock ballad?