water

By Unknown
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Thanks for keeping our oceans neat and tidy!

Via: All Creatures
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This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!

... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!

Via: Catasters
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No way, man! It ain't gonna end like this! I ain't gonna go out like this! I've spent four long weeks rolling around in the dirt and the mud and evading bath time from the hands of my humans, and just because you lured me here with promises of gushy food and catnip doesn't mean I'm gonna surrender to you now! I may be backed into a corner, but I ain't outta tricks yet!