This palm sized snapping turtle was niether ninja, teenage, or mutant. Just squee!
He says, "Pretty tasty but it could use a little more crunch"
Onward Mr. Turtle! Tonight we ride to victory!
I hate to tell you this widdle baby turtle, but you have flippers not wings. So while I don't think a turtle has ever flown before, maybe if you keep flapping you'll prove us wrong!