Acting Like Animals: Wrong Way on a One Way... tortoise?

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Acting Like Animals: Wrong Way on a One Way... tortoise?
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Hello, my name is Mr. Nibbles, and I have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Anyone care to tell me how to get off this tortoise? And for that matter, would someone also enlighten me as to how one goes about cracking the shells off nuts? I'm terribly, terribly confused right now...

Soup's on!

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Soup's on!
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This is my baby Russian Tortoise, Soup. He just had a bath and is ready for his noms.