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christmas,tortoise,watermelon,tree,turtle,squee,holidays
Via: All Creatures
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An edible Christmas tree? What a great idea for a holiday gift for a tortoise!

-Sally Squeeps

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This is Dozer and he has a never ending appetite for lettuce and bananas that are much too big for him.

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Via: Bunny Food
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Gentlemen Tortoise is enchanted to make your acquaintance.

-Sally Squeeps

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Via: Eff Yeah Interspecies Friendships
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Hello, my name is Mr. Nibbles, and I have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Anyone care to tell me how to get off this tortoise? And for that matter, would someone also enlighten me as to how one goes about cracking the shells off nuts? I'm terribly, terribly confused right now...

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