Belches says: "This is Dozer. He has a never-ending appetite for lettuce and bananas that are much too big for him."
Maybe noms are more fun and delicious when they're bigger than you are? I don't know tortoise logic very well...
-Sally Squeeps
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"I was just trying to take a nap in the sun on this comfy rock, when all of a sudden it started wandering away!"
-Sally Squeeps
Gentlemen Tortoise is enchanted to make your acquaintance.
-Sally Squeeps
Vance Logan says: "This is Toups, the tiny tortoise... she finds the world is relevant to her interests!"
Well, Toups, we find you relevant to our interests too!
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We can start the party when the tortoise gets here. Any time now. Any second. He'll be here soon I swear.
Hello, my name is Mr. Nibbles, and I have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Anyone care to tell me how to get off this tortoise? And for that matter, would someone also enlighten me as to how one goes about cracking the shells off nuts? I'm terribly, terribly confused right now...
