Whatsit: Flat Turtle

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Whatsit: Flat Turtle
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Here we have an unusual creature that looks a lot like a turtle that has lost its shell. Help get to the bottom of this mystery, squeeps! What is this critter?

-Sally Squeeps

Watermelon Tree

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Watermelon Tree
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An edible Christmas tree? What a great idea for a holiday gift for a tortoise!

-Sally Squeeps

Reader Squee: Big Noms

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Reader Squee: Big Noms
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Belches says: "This is Dozer. He has a never-ending appetite for lettuce and bananas that are much too big for him."

Maybe noms are more fun and delicious when they're bigger than you are? I don't know tortoise logic very well...

-Sally Squeeps

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Why is This Rock Moving?

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Why is This Rock Moving?
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"I was just trying to take a nap in the sun on this comfy rock, when all of a sudden it started wandering away!"

-Sally Squeeps

Gentlemen Tortoise

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Gentlemen Tortoise
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Gentlemen Tortoise is enchanted to make your acquaintance.

-Sally Squeeps

Reader Squees: It's a Big World Out There

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Reader Squees: It's a Big World Out There
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Vance Logan says: "This is Toups, the tiny tortoise... she finds the world is relevant to her interests!"

Well, Toups, we find you relevant to our interests too!

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Party Animal

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Party Animal
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We can start the party when the tortoise gets here. Any time now. Any second. He'll be here soon I swear.