Oh bun, you really shouldn't do that when there's a camera around. Now everybody is going to know!
- Sally Squeeps
I know you're holding, hand it over!
Licking frost off the window? Sure squirrel, whatever floats your boat. Just know that you look silly as can be.
Hey now, my readers aren't on the menu! Calm down and if you behave yourself I'm sure we can find you some yummy berries or bamboo.
You might have chubby cheeks, but that's no reason to get cheeky with us!
"You've got a little something in your eye, darling. Here let me get it for you."