D'awwwwwww, my favorite kind of marriage is the kind that's full of splendid matrimonsquee!
Sorry kids I don't think putting a sugar glider in your sneakers is going to help you jump any higher. Could be a squee fashion statement though, as long as you're careful.
Look at, all tough in my pirate bed. Back off, matey!
I don't know, what is it, but I want it :D