Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?
Oh, you would have loved it though! I steeped it for EXACTLY the right amount of time and the water was the perfect temperature and the flavor was just delicious! That's why I drank it to begin with! I just couldn't resist rewarding myself for a job well done, and that job was making the tea I drank instead of giving to you, the person I made it for to begin with... !!