Ugh, I HATE this invisible commute! The invisible 405 is always so clogged at this hour of day! What's a hamster gotta do to get to invisible work on time nowadays? It's always invisible something!
Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?