Your antics may amuse some, but not I, the stern and powerful Grand Otter of Otterlodge. Peddle your squee elsewhere.
Captain Otter always takes on a stern visage when addressing his assembly.
Your little antics do nothing for my sophisticated sense of humor.
... well, I suppose that's one way to convey words of wisdom to your child. Perhaps not the most lovingly parental way, but almost doubtlessly an effective one.
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