Sirs and madames, I apologize for waking you all at such an early hour, but I rode all night to bring to you this direly important message: The kittens are coming! The kittens are coming! Ready your kibble cannons and hide your catnip!
Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!