This Piggy is ready for the slumber party!
I usually prefer my Pigs to be pink and hairless, but this Hog has convinced me that shaggy can be squee too!
- Sally Squeeps
These two piggies are super happy because they just finished their first modern art painting class!
Um, you got a little something on your face... I've heard of eating like a pig, but this is ridiculous!
This widdle piggy went to the Daily Squee, and this widdle piggy stayed home. This widdle piggy had all the spots, and this widdle piggy had none. And THIS widdle piggy made me "SQUEE!!!" all the way home.
Take him at his word. He doesn't have much of a sense of humor.