Creepicute: Slimy Romance

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Creepicute: Slimy Romance
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Ok so maybe snails have pretty shells and squee, little eye-stems, but can something that slimy REALLY be called cute? What do you squeeps think, are snails cute or creepy?

Creepicute: Slow Sips

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Creepicute: Slow Sips
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I'm not saying that snails shouldn't have the opportunity to sit on the veranda and enjoy a cool beverage, I'm just saying snails are a little creepy with their I'm-not-a-slug-I-swear game.

Acting Like Animals: Three Can Play at This Game!

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Acting Like Animals: Three Can Play at This Game!
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Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!