No way, man! It ain't gonna end like this! I ain't gonna go out like this! I've spent four long weeks rolling around in the dirt and the mud and evading bath time from the hands of my humans, and just because you lured me here with promises of gushy food and catnip doesn't mean I'm gonna surrender to you now! I may be backed into a corner, but I ain't outta tricks yet!

ADVENTUUUURRRREEEE!