Why so serious, widdle fella? Well don't mind us, we'll just be squeeing over here from a respectful distance.
I know you want us all to take you seriously Mr. Bird, but it's hard not to squee when you're so floofy!
I don't think you'd have an easy time waking him. That's some epic sleep!
Your antics may amuse some, but not I, the stern and powerful Grand Otter of Otterlodge. Peddle your squee elsewhere.
Your little antics do nothing for my sophisticated sense of humor.