This is my bearded dragon, Pablo, passed out after a long day of digging in the sand at the beach.
I hope you make it to the ocean and grow up to be a big, squee turtle one day!
There's nothing wrong with feeling like you're different. What makes you unique is usually that which also makes you squee!
You've made it! Time for a swim!
Follow me to adventures!
... fortunately bath time isn't difficult or unenjoyable for sea lions, so this baby's squeetastic dirtiness is very much a temporary problem.