There's nothing wrong with feeling like you're different. What makes you unique is usually that which also makes you squee!
That moment you realize that being a mommy means no more sleeping in late on the weekends...
Why hello baby turtle! And welcome to the world!
... fortunately bath time isn't difficult or unenjoyable for sea lions, so this baby's squeetastic dirtiness is very much a temporary problem.
Who doesn't love a day at the beach swimming, building sandcastles, and getting dirty?
Ugh, do you guys have to do this while I'm here?