Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand first off the starting line is Blurry Speedsalot, followed closely by Leapy Anderson in second place! It looks like these two are leaving the rest of the pack far behind as they kick up dust on the first hundred meters of the course, Anderson drafting behind Speedsalot in hopes of gaining advantage. Now they're neck-and-neck and only meters from the finish, and it looks like it could be the race of the year for either of them! And the winner is... oh wait they both swung 90 degrees after being distracted by a gazelle so it looks like neither of them are going to be medaling this particular race after all...

Marathons, decathlons, triathlons... all of them are just rubbish compared to the glory that is a meerkathlon!

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After making a joke that bad, it's no wonder at all why this stoat is dashing to make an exit, stage left.

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When the corgi train starts rollin', it ain't gon' stop for nogoggie.

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SO. MANY. TOTALLY. COMPLETELY. UNBELIEVABLY. ADORABLE. GOSLINGS.

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After seeing this gif, I now officially refuse to do any workout regime that doesn't include at least one ten-minute stretch of power waddling. I can learn to be like a penguin, I just know it!

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An adorable cheetah cub captured mid-sprint AND a Velvet Underground soundtrack? My Saturday is now complete!