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Come, celebrate my cuteness with me! Let us roll about in glee!
Oh come on bunny! You're not a turtle, so that whole "I've rolled onto my back and can't get up" routine isn't going to get you any sympathy. But it might get you some squees!
Did you have plans for Bunday? Well forget about them! It's mandatory nap time right this instant.