So I know that many people hate spiders, think they are creepy, and would NEVER call them cute. However, look at this little guy! Isn't his hat the squeest? What do you squeeps think, is this spider is creepy or cute?
Good thing you took my request literally, human, because I was NOT about to start walking my little pugbutt home in this weather. You know how pruny my paws get if I spend more than a few minutes in water! It's not a fun feeling for me, and I can't imagine it's a fun feeling for you either, since you're the one who has to hear the whining I do when it happens. This sling-walking rig you whipped up is far preferable, if you ask me!