"Hey there stranger! I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a squeedorable, hungry raccoon, so feed me maybe?"
Sometimes you just got to swim to wherever the better noms are!
The poor thing is all squeed out. We should let him recharge his batteries.
I like your house just as it is, raccoon!
They're here to save the day! If they could only figure out who to let go first...