"Hey there stranger! I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a squeedorable, hungry raccoon, so feed me maybe?"
If that raccoon thought he could come into this house and steal all the noms, he's got another thing coming. I mean who needs a guard dog if your cat is that vigilant?
"I was just trying to take a nap in the sun on this comfy rock, when all of a sudden it started wandering away!"
I finally caught the bandit who has been stealing my left-over Halloween candy!