Mustache

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Mustache
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This walrus mustache you a question. Oh, is right now not a good time? Alright then, he'll shave it for later.

-Sally Squeeps

Otterly Adorable

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Otterly Adorable
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Well aren't these three just otterly adorable? Sorry if you didn't find that very punny.

-Sally Squeeps

Ocelot

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Ocelot
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"How squeedorable is this wild cat?"

"An ocelot!"

-Sally Squeeps

That is a Huge Ass

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That is a Huge Ass View Fullscreen
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That is quite possibly the biggest ass I have ever seen!

-Sally Squeeps

Squee Spree: Fowl, But Anything But Foul

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Squee Spree: Fowl, But Anything But Foul
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Seriously, why did biologists/linguists/etc. ever think "fowl" was a fair term for all kinds of squee bird friends? It's a word that sounds far too close to another word that does not describe them in any way at all!

Acting Like Animals: I Caught the Mouse!

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Acting Like Animals: I Caught the Mouse!
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It's strange though... Oliver told me that mice were really fast and crafty and difficult to catch, but this one was easy to nab and it didn't even move at all! Did I do something wrong, or is he just a terrible mouser?