Good thing you took my request literally, human, because I was NOT about to start walking my little pugbutt home in this weather. You know how pruny my paws get if I spend more than a few minutes in water! It's not a fun feeling for me, and I can't imagine it's a fun feeling for you either, since you're the one who has to hear the whining I do when it happens. This sling-walking rig you whipped up is far preferable, if you ask me!
That Elvis Costello song? Yeah, it was totally written about me! Well, at least the first draft was... he was actually going to title the piece "Pug it Up," but his producers made him change it at the last minute for reasons still withheld from me. And for that I am incredibly bitter. But still fabulous, so I guess it's okay.