Don't touch the hay, it's lava!
You squeeps voted in last week's poll and the results were very close. But in the end the visayan warty pigs squeaked by for a victory. So get ready for lots of widdle, stripped, piggy squees!
This widdle piggy went to the Daily Squee, and this widdle piggy stayed home. This widdle piggy had all the spots, and this widdle piggy had none. And THIS widdle piggy made me "SQUEE!!!" all the way home.