This wee lil' piggy sure is living the life. She gets a comfy carriage, all the soda she wants, and adoring fans like us to squee at her all day long.
"Widdle pigs, widdle pigs, let us in!"
"Not by the floof on our chiny-chin-chins!"
"Then we'll huff, and we'll puff, and we'll SQUEE your house in!"
Um, you got a little something on your face... I've heard of eating like a pig, but this is ridiculous!
Hey little piggy, where's the party at?