There is still time left to get that special someone the perfect Christmas gift! You should consider something squee to stuff in their stocking.
If you're like me you prefer the kind of pigs-in-a-blanket that you can snuggle and squee at, rather then eat at cocktail parties. Much squeer and not as fattening.
Don't touch the hay, it's lava!
This little piggie knows how to enjoy the little things in life.