Acting Like Animals: Happy Lunar New Year!

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Acting Like Animals: Happy Lunar New Year!
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Don't believe what you might have heard to the contrary; we penguins are a very celebratory species! That's why we're dressed up in these hanboks for the lunar new year! It wouldn't be enough for us to merely endorse the holiday... we rather felt it far more appropriate to really embody the spirit of the event, you know?

Acting Like Animals: These Blueprints Don't Make Any Sense!

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Acting Like Animals: These Blueprints Don't Make Any Sense!
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I've been a carpenter penguin for 15 years, and I've never seen blueprints as illegible and confusing as these!

... WAIT. You let Gary draw up the blueprints? Gary didn't even make it out of the fifth grade! How are we ever going to finish this project if you're letting a penguin who can't tell the difference between his right and left flippers spearhead the design process!?

Safety and Warmth, All in One

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Safety and Warmth, All in One
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Parents are spectacular at just about everything, if you ask me.

Acting Like Animals: Roll Call!

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Acting Like Animals: Roll Call!
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Alright, let's make sure we've got everyone this time... we don't want today to end up like our last field trip to the natural history museum, now do we?

Okay, Claudio, you're here. And I can see Julie and Sylvia and Tracy... And there's Megan and Darwin and Elliott and OH FOR THE LOVE OF CEILING PENGUIN WHERE DID GENE GO?