After seeing this gif, I now officially refuse to do any workout regime that doesn't include at least one ten-minute stretch of power waddling. I can learn to be like a penguin, I just know it!
Don't believe what you might have heard to the contrary; we penguins are a very celebratory species! That's why we're dressed up in these hanboks for the lunar new year! It wouldn't be enough for us to merely endorse the holiday... we rather felt it far more appropriate to really embody the spirit of the event, you know?
I've been a carpenter penguin for 15 years, and I've never seen blueprints as illegible and confusing as these!
... WAIT. You let Gary draw up the blueprints? Gary didn't even make it out of the fifth grade! How are we ever going to finish this project if you're letting a penguin who can't tell the difference between his right and left flippers spearhead the design process!?
Alright, let's make sure we've got everyone this time... we don't want today to end up like our last field trip to the natural history museum, now do we?
Okay, Claudio, you're here. And I can see Julie and Sylvia and Tracy... And there's Megan and Darwin and Elliott and OH FOR THE LOVE OF CEILING PENGUIN WHERE DID GENE GO?