penguin

acting like animals falling flying ice jump jumping penguin surface surfacing swimming water - 5869947904
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This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!

... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!

acting like animals blueprint confused construction drawing fence house penguin penguins - 5689757696
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I've been a carpenter penguin for 15 years, and I've never seen blueprints as illegible and confusing as these!

... WAIT. You let Gary draw up the blueprints? Gary didn't even make it out of the fifth grade! How are we ever going to finish this project if you're letting a penguin who can't tell the difference between his right and left flippers spearhead the design process!?

baby snow kisses mommy squee spree penguin squee - 6701789184
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A sweet mama penguin showing her chick some affection, what could be squeer?

-Sally Squeeps