Question: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
... my advice is that you never pay to see pand-up comedy. It's simply not worth it.
Wait, you mean this isn't how the recipe goes? Well shoot... I should have known better than to test a new dessert recipe without adult supervision. The last time I did that, I ended up coated from nose to paw in thick, disgusting mud, and all because I thought I could devil eggs without following along with my mom's cookbook! Why does this kind of thing always happen to me?