I'm not saying that making mudpies was a bad idea, but... you've got a little something... right there... on your face...
Wow you're talented! Can you teach me the secret to your squee tricks?
Thank you for deigning to be caressed, goat.
Is there anything in the world I would like more than being nommed on the nose by a baby pygmy hippo? Nope. Can't think of a thing.