Hi cow! You sure look happy to see us... can you even see us with that long hair?
This guinea pig has one luscious head of hair! She could have a very successful career as a L'Oreal model...
Who needs My Little Ponies, when you have beautiful, majestic horses like this in the real world?
Oh you fancy, huh? Well Mr. Fancy pants, what's the name of your stylist and can you get me an appointment?
Just because you can't see us Mr. Steer, doesn't mean we can't see you. And it looks like somebody (not pointing any fingers) is long overdue for a trim...
Nice perm, piggy.