Nice perm, piggy.
Oh you fancy, huh? Well Mr. Fancy pants, what's the name of your stylist and can you get me an appointment?
This guinea pig has one luscious head of hair! She could have a very successful career as a L'Oreal model...
Just because you can't see us Mr. Steer, doesn't mean we can't see you. And it looks like somebody (not pointing any fingers) is long overdue for a trim...
Hi cow! You sure look happy to see us... can you even see us with that long hair?
Who needs My Little Ponies, when you have beautiful, majestic horses like this in the real world?