I get that you're grumpy and don't want to talk about it but I'm not going anywhere because you are so adorable when you sulk.
Here, let me do that for you.
Such a tangle of legs! Giraffes have to be careful to not get snared in a net of their own extremities.
In the words of the photographer: "Leopardus pardalis, the Dwarf Leopard. Should be called Leopardus adorabilus."
I couldn't have put it any better myself.