I get that you're grumpy and don't want to talk about it but I'm not going anywhere because you are so adorable when you sulk.
Trufax: Squee babies are the best kind of sweetener there is. I mean, sure, rat hair in your tea is kind of gross, but I'm mostly speaking metaphorically here.
Now marks the end of my regular work day, and this darling little piglet's going to have me going "squee, squee, squee!" all the way home.