"Now Buddy, you gotta start listen to the people. Otherwise you're getting in trouble. So hold still and let me clean those fluffy ears of yours."
"You've got a little something in your eye, darling. Here let me get it for you."
I'm pretty sure this is the only kind of cat bath that both the cats involved and we squee lovers find mutually enjoyable.
Moar animal gifs over here!
My family is going to love you, bringing such a great coat to groom!