"One day my son, all of the kingdom will be yours! Including this regal mustache!"
- Sally Squeeps
I like to think I'm a pretty fair king, though. I mean, I ask for very little from my human citizens. Just the occasional petting session and three square meals a day. That's perfectly benevolent if you ask me!
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