These squeedorable widdle goats are jumping for joy because they won a very close-call victory over pigs in last week's Squee Spree versus! Let's all join them in celebrating!
- Sally Squeeps
And here you thought today would be the day that you'd best your feline friend at dodgeball! I admire your efforts, pitiful human, but you'll have to wait a bit longer before your ball-chucking skills can keep up with my catlike-because-I'm-actually-a-cat reflexes! My advice is to keep working the target course... and also to brace yourself for the immediate return throw I'm about to dish you, since it'll knock you clean over if you're not ready!