And here you thought today would be the day that you'd best your feline friend at dodgeball! I admire your efforts, pitiful human, but you'll have to wait a bit longer before your ball-chucking skills can keep up with my catlike-because-I'm-actually-a-cat reflexes! My advice is to keep working the target course... and also to brace yourself for the immediate return throw I'm about to dish you, since it'll knock you clean over if you're not ready!
This is what I've dreamed of my whole life! All I've ever wanted to do is take to the skies like the other, non-penguin birds around me! And finally my greatest wish has become real! This is the best day of my life!
... wait. Why am I falling? Nononononono I want to stay airborne! This isn't even fair at all and the ice is really cold right now!